Girls are like Apples

Girls are like

apples on trees. The best

ones are at the top of the tree. The

boys don’t want to reach for the good ones

because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that

aren’t as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in reality, they’re

amazing. They just have to wait for the

right boy to come along,

the one who’s

brave enough

to climb

all the way

to the top

of the tree.

2 Responses

  1. I’ve never heard or seen that before…perhaps why I like it so much.

  2. I’d just like to randomly comment, that the idea behind this article is melodramatic and ridiculous.

    Certainly there is such thing as “quality of experience” which can be defined by how much one enjoys one’s existence (expectations relative to experience relative to goals, or something along those lines…) – but it’s simply too funny, absurd and ridiculous to imagine a “you’re supposed to get this” or “you’re supposed to get that” fairytale. Indeed write as many poems as you like, but the whole idea that poems are somehow a description of life dates back to the eighteenth century, when selfish solipsistic whiners originally decided that physics didn’t comply with their masturbatory outlook on love and life. Many – MANY – and some with high-level academic credentials indeed – can repeat this mantra, but for all the crying of a planet’s worth of biomass, we’re still all numbers with an efficiency ratio in the vast flow of evolution – no more, no less, than the insect that just flew by.

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